Seven Reasons John Mayer Should Simply Never EVER Wear A Shirt!!!!

So.... I was feeling a little blue cuz John Mayer (@johncmayer) on twitter hasn't sent a tweet in a VERY, VERY long time....

And I was trying REALLY, REALLY hard to find a way to cheer myself up...

 

But with John Mayer GONE...what could possibly cheer me up?

And then someone on my blog TO JOHN MAYER WITH LOVE ....

Posted a comment indicating how nice it would be if John Mayer simply never wore ANY clothes at all...

 

And I thought to myself... WHY... YES, YES!!! That WOULD be nice....

 

But ALAS... this is the best I could do...

 Funny thing?

 

I feel OOOOOOODLES better already!!